Evil Technology

Technology is an evil and controlling thing. Without it, our lives are chaos. My computer is not working. I'm having a hard time getting on the internet, so I'm lacking in my blogs. But this makes me think to myself, "Self, what if all technology disappeared off the face of the earth?" Instead of hassling over a dumb computer, why not do things manually. That'll get us out of this economic crisis. More jobs will open up just for society to function right. I'm sure school would be put on the back burner, or at least I hope! =) What if we blasted all technology to Mars, where it evolved on its own? Life on Mars would be directly linked to humans of Earth. What if they become hostile? What if they remember being shot to Mars, and they want to come home? Aww, the tradition of war hungry robots. Well, I'm sure I could bring a whole new light to it, make it my own. But sometimes I wonder whether or not technology likes being useful, or resents being used. Perhaps technology feels that humans are too lazy, and would want to correct that. Imagine crunching numbers for your calculator, or moving colors and shapes around for your PS2's amusement. It's a fantastic idea, but, too be frank, it would suck for us... I don't know about you, but I like playing video games and blogging and such. Perhaps today should be "National Technology Day", in honor of our hard working techno-pals. Wouldn't that be nice? Appriciate your iPod, your DVD player, and even your calculator. If we let them know we appriciate them, maybe they'll be nicer when they enslave the human race. Or, more importantly, my computer will work for me so I can blog more! =) Wishful thinking... Or is it?


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