We all know dinosaurs onces existed. And if you really think about it, without that awesome asteriod, we humans probably wouldn't be this smart and evolved for that exact asteroid. Thanks mass extinction... But what would it be like if that asteroid missed earth so long ago? What if the dinosaurs had become like we are? What if dinosaurs still ruled the world?
Imagine, if you will, a human. Now imagine this human with tough, scaly hide. Oh god, I just had a horrible realization! What about the sex organs?!? Sex is kind of a mammal thing, and reptiles lay eggs. Ok, so imagine this reptile humanoid, with tough hide, no outer sex organs, probably cold blooded, and lays eggs. Wow, these guys don't seem to know how to have fun. Pregnancy would be weird. She'd lay her eggs, then he'd say, "Hey, I'm hungry! Honey, where'd you put the eggs, I'm gonna make an omlete, you want one?" Okay, so that might not be too funny if it were real, but damn it, we survived that asteroid! I think we deserve to laugh at the dinosaurs.
Anyways, so now you're thinking like me. You realize what I'm getting at. And now, I submit to you this question; When the "2012" event comes, who will replace us? Will it be the birds? Will they grow larger, and learn? Or will it be the fishes of this world? Will they create "Atlantian" cities under the waves while the land wastes away at the surface? If you ask me, my theory is this; we evolved out from under the reptiles' feet, so in equal contrast, the next kind of animal that'll inherit the earth will come from the same place. I believe insects will be the next humoids!
So now I've ripped your brain apart. Well, I'd say I'm sorry, but I'm not. So, my next step is to do research on mammals, reptiles, and insects. So, if you have any websites, or random pieces of information about it, please give it to me...
Jammer!
Sunday, February 21, 2010
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Well, to be quite honest, I think we've fucked to the point that it would be difficult for anything else to live on after we all die. Not that I really believe 2012 will happen anyways, but there's always the possibility of someone doing something stupid and killing us all, especially with the average intelligence and common sense levels dropping like they have been. So it could happen. I'm liking the idea of humanoid reptiles, though. That's pretty awesome, if I do say so myself.
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