Magik Food

Have you ever eaten something that was so good you couldn't stop eating it? Food is evil, it makes you want more... I honestly think food manufaturers put heroine inside those Mint Oreo Cookies. I can't have them, because I finish off the whole damn pack in one sitting. And what about Ramon? It's like the new mac n cheese. It's easy to make, tastes great, and fun to eat. Now some of you are going to bring up the fact of weight, but I beat you to it. I submit to you that it is not fatty tissue, but just your soul is swelling from joy of eating what you love! =) Tonight I'm having tacos. Tacos are my absolute favorite, and you can bet your ass that I'm going to stuff my arteries with that disgusting taco sauce! I love food, and I know food loves me back. I submit a challenge to Bobby Pearson; I bet I can eat more tacos than you can tonight. If you win, I'll take my WoW account and turn it into a money making business for you. You can have all my money. But if you lose, I get to kill you in Halo 50 times! Take it or leave it big guy, your going down!