Magik Food

Have you ever eaten something that was so good you couldn't stop eating it? Food is evil, it makes you want more... I honestly think food manufaturers put heroine inside those Mint Oreo Cookies. I can't have them, because I finish off the whole damn pack in one sitting. And what about Ramon? It's like the new mac n cheese. It's easy to make, tastes great, and fun to eat. Now some of you are going to bring up the fact of weight, but I beat you to it. I submit to you that it is not fatty tissue, but just your soul is swelling from joy of eating what you love! =) Tonight I'm having tacos. Tacos are my absolute favorite, and you can bet your ass that I'm going to stuff my arteries with that disgusting taco sauce! I love food, and I know food loves me back. I submit a challenge to Bobby Pearson; I bet I can eat more tacos than you can tonight. If you win, I'll take my WoW account and turn it into a money making business for you. You can have all my money. But if you lose, I get to kill you in Halo 50 times! Take it or leave it big guy, your going down!

Reptilian Humanoids and Such Cont.

So I really like this idea of dino-people, but I thought up a new twist. It parallels "Planet of the Apes" in the way that humans (us) are captured and used as slaves for the domanint race. It's been done before, but I think I may have a way to make it differ from the others. Perhaps if I make it about a slave-gang gone bad or something like that. Like the humans grow smarter and revolt against the dino-people. I'm not sure why, but it still has that "Planet of the Apes" feel about it. Ugh, this is going to annoy me... >=(

Well maybe i could make the story about Earth's twin sister, which orbits just as fast as us on the other side of the sun. That way it wouldn't have been seen with the other 7 planets... =) Hey, this is good! I could roll with that! Okay, but that still comes back to "Planet of the Apes". I can't seem to escape that, can I?

Let's see, what else can be thought of? Ummm, oh, characters! =) Let's see, well, we need a hero. Someone who's going to make the journey to this new world... Let's call this new world Elista! =) That's a good name! So, our hero must make the perilous space journey to Elista, fight those foul lizard freaks, and save the day! Hmmm, he'd need a heroic name. Carol! No... Chi Chi! No... I've got it! Chuck Norris... ... ... Nah, too robust. Hmmm, how about spaceman Sam? Nah, how about Lucas? Yea, Lucas! Lucas the spaceman, from planet Earth! Works for me...

So Lucas's ship is going to orbit the sun, and his crew finds a planet! "Oh hey! Look, a planet!" And his crew talk him into landing on it, because it's got oxygen on it. "Let's go!" "Kk." So as they land they take a wrong turn and crash land and everyone basically dies but him, so Lucas has to learn to live in this modern jurassic park. And he comes across dinos. "Oh hey! Dinos!" "RAWR!!! Num num num!" "Ahhh!" So then he's captured and forced to work in a mine to mine iron for their war ships. But he finds some other humans and they fight and most of them die, but he gets away and steals a ship and takes home to planet Earth... But they follow him, and then he finds out they were planing to enslave all of planet Earth, and that's what the war ships are for! God I'm good! =)

Tell me what you think!

Jammer

Reptilian Humanoids And Such

We all know dinosaurs onces existed. And if you really think about it, without that awesome asteriod, we humans probably wouldn't be this smart and evolved for that exact asteroid. Thanks mass extinction... But what would it be like if that asteroid missed earth so long ago? What if the dinosaurs had become like we are? What if dinosaurs still ruled the world?

Imagine, if you will, a human. Now imagine this human with tough, scaly hide. Oh god, I just had a horrible realization! What about the sex organs?!? Sex is kind of a mammal thing, and reptiles lay eggs. Ok, so imagine this reptile humanoid, with tough hide, no outer sex organs, probably cold blooded, and lays eggs. Wow, these guys don't seem to know how to have fun. Pregnancy would be weird. She'd lay her eggs, then he'd say, "Hey, I'm hungry! Honey, where'd you put the eggs, I'm gonna make an omlete, you want one?" Okay, so that might not be too funny if it were real, but damn it, we survived that asteroid! I think we deserve to laugh at the dinosaurs.

Anyways, so now you're thinking like me. You realize what I'm getting at. And now, I submit to you this question; When the "2012" event comes, who will replace us? Will it be the birds? Will they grow larger, and learn? Or will it be the fishes of this world? Will they create "Atlantian" cities under the waves while the land wastes away at the surface? If you ask me, my theory is this; we evolved out from under the reptiles' feet, so in equal contrast, the next kind of animal that'll inherit the earth will come from the same place. I believe insects will be the next humoids!

So now I've ripped your brain apart. Well, I'd say I'm sorry, but I'm not. So, my next step is to do research on mammals, reptiles, and insects. So, if you have any websites, or random pieces of information about it, please give it to me...

Jammer!

NEW STORY IDEA

I've decided to write a story about a magic printer in a boring library, where whatever you print out would come to life. If an avid writer were to write masterpieces of dragons and warriors, it would wreak havoc on any unsuspecting librarians within the library! I should probably start with a story plot...

Who --> (main character) teenager; avid writer; social outcast; creative/resourceful

What --> (printer) magic; brings literature to life

Where --> (place) a nowhere town; boring; "gray" and dull; library

When --> (time) the present time

Why --> BECAUSE I CAN!!!

I could do with some advice. =)

Evil Technology

Technology is an evil and controlling thing. Without it, our lives are chaos. My computer is not working. I'm having a hard time getting on the internet, so I'm lacking in my blogs. But this makes me think to myself, "Self, what if all technology disappeared off the face of the earth?" Instead of hassling over a dumb computer, why not do things manually. That'll get us out of this economic crisis. More jobs will open up just for society to function right. I'm sure school would be put on the back burner, or at least I hope! =) What if we blasted all technology to Mars, where it evolved on its own? Life on Mars would be directly linked to humans of Earth. What if they become hostile? What if they remember being shot to Mars, and they want to come home? Aww, the tradition of war hungry robots. Well, I'm sure I could bring a whole new light to it, make it my own. But sometimes I wonder whether or not technology likes being useful, or resents being used. Perhaps technology feels that humans are too lazy, and would want to correct that. Imagine crunching numbers for your calculator, or moving colors and shapes around for your PS2's amusement. It's a fantastic idea, but, too be frank, it would suck for us... I don't know about you, but I like playing video games and blogging and such. Perhaps today should be "National Technology Day", in honor of our hard working techno-pals. Wouldn't that be nice? Appriciate your iPod, your DVD player, and even your calculator. If we let them know we appriciate them, maybe they'll be nicer when they enslave the human race. Or, more importantly, my computer will work for me so I can blog more! =) Wishful thinking... Or is it?


(I know things... >=) Mwahahahahaha!)